Just read his quite again:
“Who knows in the future if I was going to buy tools “
He’s basically saying buying tools is hypothetical lol
I don’t know any men who don’t buy at the very least one tool a year.
I think he is basically saying, he’s never had a tool in his hand before nor never intended to. But for the sake of being progressive and 15 mins of fame, I’ll pretend and that should really SCARE them. rofl