Palletize it with a drogue chute to open the bundles and you could easily empty a C-130 in 5k feet of climb, or do a sharp 3000 FPM climb for 500 feet and dump it all in one spot.
Either way we could sing the song “Raindrops Falling on my Head”.
I’m glad to see there are at least two others in Freeper land that are as nuts and outside the box in our thinking, as I am.
Keep thinking of other things one could jettison, like Al Sharpton and Crissy.
Pleasant dreams.