“Hey, at least the trees aren’t decorated with condoms, unlike the Slick Willie years.”
They probably just have male/male or female/female “wedding” cake figures in place of the angels at the top of the trees. They will probably have Beatrice Miller’s “two moms” be honorary guests to make up for her being finally and mercifully kicked off American Idol. Because America discriminated against her because we all know she got the thumbs down not because she kept hitting sour notes and constantly looked like someone was going to beat her to death if she didn’t “win.”
American Idol=Xfactor — whatever.