[ConservativeStatement]

It would have been safer to watch Monday Night Football.

[Paladin2]

"The Smoking Gun learned that alcohol may have also been a part of the equation. "

Yep.

[ILS21R]

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.

[ClearCase_guy]

This had never happened before?

[Revolting cat!]

IBNGV (In Before Not Guilty Verdicts!)

[liberty or death]

What has become of “news”? It’s all tabloid or worse.

[faithhopecharity]

Yes. The poor gal. First time for everything in human history, eh? And it had to happen to her!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

[ILS21R]

[Beowulf9]

You can’t get so upset over everything in life. You have to let these sort of things go by and just sing a little song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VscVP_Gt_s

[MasterGunner01]

It could be a case of performance anxiety. He’s lucky — she didn’t give him the Lorena Bobbitt treatment.

[JRandomFreeper]

And people wonder why I chose a single, celibate, and sane lifestyle over a decade ago.

/johnny

[Revolting cat!]

The man who came early!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

He thought it was like a religious experience, but she was waiting for the second coming.

[Lancey Howard]

Women have orgasms?
Who knew?

[dalereed]

I’ll bet the dumb guy didn’t go to bed with older women when he was a teenager!!!

[presently no screen name]

What makes her think it was about her anyway.

[big bad easter bunny]

I wondered where she moved to.

[Boogieman]

“A Florida woman allegedly attacked her boyfriend because he had an orgasm during sex and she did not”

You know, as a man, I’ve encountered this situation before, but it shouldn’t be this hard to resolve. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again...

Even if you fail, it’s got to be more fun trying than getting in a fistfight!

[bunkerhill7]

Coitus Interpunchtus

[equaviator]

I don’t know why but I expected to read that she tried calling 911 to report an emergency situation.