[Mr. K]

There are only 3 things you have to remember about going to Mexico:

1) “Don’t follow the rules and they will arrest you!”
and
2) “Follow the rules and they will arrest you!”

Followed by
3) “Just pay the money, Gringo, and you can go home”

(oh, and maybe 4: “Your President will do nothing to help you”)

[Kaslin]

You hit the nail right on the head with #4

[KansasGirl]

How about, “Don’t go to Mexico.”