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1 posted on 12/28/2012 8:04:47 PM PST by expat1000
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To: expat1000
Dad.


2 posted on 12/28/2012 8:05:49 PM PST by expat1000
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Hell my kids take credit when the dog does it.


3 posted on 12/28/2012 8:09:23 PM PST by traderrob6
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Oh — I thought you were talking about Obama, Reid, and Boenher


4 posted on 12/28/2012 8:11:54 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (Honk Honk - I am the Goose that laid the Golden Eggs - so far ....)
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a world gone mad.


6 posted on 12/28/2012 8:12:14 PM PST by pollywog ("O Thou who changest not, abide with me.".......)
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In Germany, everybody fahrts in their cars.


8 posted on 12/28/2012 8:12:43 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (U.S. elections have become nothing but another cheap ripoff of American Idol.)
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Half the fun of having siblings was the ability to pass gas and plead innocence. Even though my uncontrollable giggle would often give me away. LOL!


9 posted on 12/28/2012 8:13:24 PM PST by doc1019
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And to think we’re not prosecuting abortionists.


10 posted on 12/28/2012 8:13:33 PM PST by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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‘Fess up, Dad. As we all know, “He who smelt it, dealt it.”


13 posted on 12/28/2012 8:16:19 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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Stinks.


14 posted on 12/28/2012 8:16:32 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Wow, that’s sad and uncalled for. My family would have a really good laugh over someone farting in the car.


17 posted on 12/28/2012 8:17:47 PM PST by Thorliveshere
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Hmmmm, in my day the rule was “he who smelt it dealt it.”

This guy reminds me of the time I saw a father of a young boy, not more than 5 years old, get very mad at the kid because he couldn’t get his kite to fly. Some people just shouldn’t be parents.


19 posted on 12/28/2012 8:18:43 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
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20 posted on 12/28/2012 8:18:52 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: expat1000; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
When I was a kid I always blamed it on the bossa nova.


25 posted on 12/28/2012 8:23:54 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Austin Davis is a real smartfeller.


26 posted on 12/28/2012 8:24:45 PM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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Hokay.... WTF?

Gas is a natural process. What is dad going to do? Spank the intestinal symbiotes that actually produced the gas?

I jumped all over son-in-law about a grandkid knocking over a glass.

Grabbed SIL and dragged him to the garage and we smoked cigarettes and I asked if they had been buying new clothing for the boy because he was outgrowing stuff so fast?

Yes.

The kid's arms are growing faster than his brain can adapt. Mistakes are going to happen! Explain to the child why it happened and suggest ways to game the process. Yelling at them accomplishes nothing.

Harumph!

I wish I had a do over on raising my own kids, for the stupid mistakes I made, but daughter says I'm making up for it with the grand-kids. And the sometimes vocal common sense I offer.

/johnny

27 posted on 12/28/2012 8:25:06 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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So this guy might be able to discipline Barney Frank?

Quick, Capitol Police. Hire!


39 posted on 12/28/2012 8:44:02 PM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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Confess to your butt snorings or prepare to get whipped!


40 posted on 12/28/2012 8:44:02 PM PST by dalereed
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what a creep and loser.


46 posted on 12/28/2012 9:08:16 PM PST by Ciexyz
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Whoever smelt it , dealt it.


47 posted on 12/28/2012 9:08:55 PM PST by hdbc (1/20/13 End of an Error.)
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To: expat1000

I farted in church once and had to sit in my own pew.


50 posted on 12/28/2012 9:19:05 PM PST by laweeks
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