Funny, when I hear a loud noise at the back door (usu. the damn cats or a coon again), I never have any trouble getting to cocked-and-unlocked with my .380 ... what's his problem? Repeatedly racking his shotgun? -- what kind of numnutz does that?
One look at his Facebook picture makes me think he’s never picked up a gun in his life. For that matter, I’d be willing to bet he and his boyfriend had a lot of fun laughing as they plagerized an article from a gay porn magazine substituting words such as ‘repeatedly chambering’, ‘full auto’, and ‘hot vomit’ in place of terms better left unwritten. After which they retreated to a hot bath, cosmopolitans in hand, to gloat about how those silly beasts in flyover country would never know how they had one pulled over on them.