LOL! You must be a certifiable loon.
The girls’ legs are securely attached to their torsos in the usual locations, and can be seen in the photo if you only look. The youngest, who is making the sign of the “hungry goat” is wearing white tights, and is sitting astride her daddy’s left leg. The other, “sidesaddle” on her daddy’s right leg, is wearing a red satanic jumper and making the sign of the “impatient unicorn”.
Or, maybe this is just satire without the usual warning.
I hope it is. I have a sneaking suspicion it isn't.
I just don't see that. Let's talk about her knees -- are they together? Are they on the left side of her daddy's right leg, or are they on the right side of her daddy's right leg. I just don't see how her legs are in either location.
There is not enough room in that picture for the girl’s legs straddling the father’s leg. Look closely at the spacing between mother and one of the father’s leg.