[Pollster1]

Obama: Observe a National Day of Service (for his Inauguration)

I put in several national days of service specifically to prevent this catastrophe. I will put in many more days to minimize the damage inflicted by this anti-American communist's time in our White House.

[Gabrial]

I have yet to join the NRA, but I think that would be a great day to finally join. That is after I eat at Chick Fil-A, renew my membership at the gun range, and buy the wife something from Hobby Lobby.