Administration’s New Climate Report: Next Ice Age ‘Has Now Been Delayed Indefinitely’

CNSNews ^ | February 8, 2013 | Terence P. Jeffrey

[jazusamo]

What a surprise, an 1146 page report from Obama's Commerce Dept that fits right in with his global warming tax increases and energy spending policies.

[lightman]

I call BULLZHIT.

Tell me why the grass in my southern PA valley is being replaced by moss and lichen! My own microclimate has gone from temperate to taiga over the past two decades.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

We can predict now that we have reversed an Ice Age that would have occurred within the next 1,500 years? Vanity, thy name is Global Warming scientist/advocate.

[jazusamo]

But, But...There must be some mistake, Obama’s flunkies have spoken. ;-)

[dsrtsage]

Oh great, if the administration says that the ice age will be postponed indefinitely, then that means that it is guaranteed to start next year.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[elkfersupper]

So, the arrogance of Obama has now surpassed that of King Canute.

[jazusamo]

This will scare the low info voters to death, they’ll be demanding the government give them air conditioners with their free cell phones.

[GeronL]

I didn’t realize it was on a strict schedule. They know that nobody alive today will ever be able to live long enough to see if they are right or not. lol.

[Williams]

And this bullcrap is why you are about to be denied the 50 year supply of oil from the Keystone Pipeline.

[DTogo]

Wasn’t Obama supposed to “heal the planet” and lower sea levels in his first term?

[jazusamo]

And I’d bet money you’re right, if I was a betting man.

[TigersEye]

Is releasing this article on the day Snowpocalypse hits the east coast considered a manifestation of the Gore Effect?

[Calamari]

Averted an Ice Age! We’re saved! Good News! Or is it?

[Liaison]

These scientists and political hacks seem not to know the difference between a hockey stick and a big piece of ice.

[ronnyquest]

Your tax dollars hard at work.

[Calamari]

Time travel.

[IMR 4350]

Just damn.

Now I have to cancel my mammoth hunt.

Well might as well look on the bright side.

Now I can plan a dinosaur hunt.

[Uncle Miltie]

"temperature records from about 1940 to 1970 show a slight global cooling trend"

This is impossible because greenhouse gas emissions were skyrocketing at the time.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Why did I read that? I have a headache now because it’s so freaking stoopid!