When the President of the United States is flogging you with a cat of nine tails in a pressurized steam room, it is hard to concentrate and design a “purpose-built” car by next week.
Taking bits and pieces of CAD drawings in the hard drive and cobbling something together is quicker and stops the pain.
Its uncanny ability to spontaneously combust can warm stranded motorists for hours. In addition, by using the optional trailer-towed, steam-powered portable generator, small villages near the event can have enough electricity for up to 1/2 hour of Internet Connectivity, or Cable TV.
This may not sound like a lot of connected time, but with timely reports from Homeland Security, relayed instantly to the Obama Ready Room and ESPN Hot Spot, the POTUS can use that brief interlude to address the:
(a) survivors of the fire, promising them instant Federal Aid and registering them to vote if they have overlooked this duty, due perhaps to recent arrival in the country.
(b) the lucky villagers within whose bounds the event occurred will get the briefing on why snow and sub-zero temperatures are the result of Bush-caused Global Warming.
*(We always say "Chevy" Volt instead of "Chevrolet" as it makes us Left-Wing Elitist Folks sound ...well ...more "folksy.")