Sarah Palin tries to stay relevant (WaPo falls for internet hoax)

Washington Post ^ | February 12, 2013 | Suzi Parker

[rightwingintelligentsia]

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin planned to contribute to the Al Jazeera America news network. The erroneous report was based on a fictionalized story in The Daily Currant, a news satire Web site.

The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.

Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin recently parted ways after three years. But it appears that Palin is still trying to find ways to stay relevant while her 15 minutes fades into the political history books.

On Monday morning, Palin posted a message via Facebook that she and her husband, Todd, planned to attend Monday’s memorial service for slain Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. After the service, she wrote on her page, “It was a beautiful memorial service for Chris Kyle at Cowboys Stadium this afternoon. What a celebration of a great life! All in all, is there a finer human being who has crossed the 50-yard line star in Texas than Chris Kyle?” She then linked to a way to honor Kyle. She also thanked her followers for recent birthday wishes.

[TADSLOS]

Too many Republicans did the same thing.

...and still are.

[exit82]

Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin

She's still my darling.

[Servant of the Cross]

author of “Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt

Something tells me that suzi has some repressed issues regarding boys who would not unbuckle for her.

[princeofdarkness]

David Burge(Iowahawk)at his usual best as per Twitter:

“There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times.”

[jimbo123]

Methinks Ms. Parker’s ex-boyfriends have all been battery operated.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Suzi Parker proves that liberalism truly is a mental illness..Sarah Palin has been living in these bozos heads rent free for what, almost 4 1/2 years..all libs are proving is how terrified they are that Sarah can destroy the Marxist agenda, otherwise, why bother talking about her..talk about Chris Christie or Marco Rubio, but NO, they are obsessed with Sarah Palin, because at the end of the day that is who they are afraid of can win

[who knows what evil?]

They are ripping Parker at that 'Twitter' link...Brad Thor, Michele Malkin...this one from 'Iowahawk' ruined my keyboard...

"There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times."

OMG...ROTF!

[McGruff]

Sarah Palin planned to contribute to the Al Jazeera America news network?

Death to Al Jazeera!!

[kevkrom]

Yes, I saw that one from Iowahawk. He and Ace of Spades are national treasures.

[JustSayNoToNannies]

this one from 'Iowahawk' ruined my keyboard...

"There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times."

Simply beautiful.

[re_nortex]

BREAKING!: Manti Teo and Suzi Parker are getting married.

[miss marmelstein]

I guess no one remembers the gorgeous 40s/50s model, Suzy Parker, married to actor Bradford Dillman and one of the sources for the character of Holly Golightly. This chick shouldn’t even be allowed to use this name!

[who knows what evil?]

“Palin to drown sack of kittens in river today after stopping by orphanage to remind the children no one loves them.”...Brad Thor.

[kevkrom]

BREAKING!: Manti Teo and Suzi Parker are getting married.

Wedding to be paid for with funds obtained from Nigerian ex-finance minister.

By the way, there's a special level of hell for people who use the blink tag...

[who knows what evil?]

Malkin is pounding her!

...at least someone is... :-)

[Bigh4u2]

Ya'll are gonna LUV this one! LOL! "Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA Hey @washingtonpost, I'm having coffee with Elvis this week. He works at the Mocha Moose in Wasilla. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia"

[listenhillary]

Media tripping over their shoes or just tripping. Something like that ping.

[kevkrom]

Also: Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA @suziparker Nah. Turned 'em down. Their $22 million offer was too low.... just kidding. Really. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia

[Texas Fossil]

Sounds like another nitwit trying to trash Christianity.

Yep, typical leftie idiots. They hate Christians, they hate truth, they hate for others to be free, they hate success of others, they hate themselves. Similar to the hat of Muslim Radicals and all other Totalitarians.

[The Cajun]

Old Suzi sounds as nutty, irrelevant and disingenuous as some of the agenda driven trash that floats by Palin threads here on the old FR from time to time, LOL!