BREAKING: Assad Shot By Bodyguard – Hospitalized in Damascus

Gateway Pundit ^ | 3/24/13 | Jim Holt

[BenLurkin]

An important safety device.

[Revolting cat!]

He ain't dead, Jim!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Maybe he was only slightly killed.

[skinkinthegrass]

LOL! ...Prefect!

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

Hey Zippy, do you trust your food-taster?

[no-to-illegals]

if this has been posted my apology ... still no confirmation ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6QLD06mvVE

[elcid1970]

Another Arab country goes from rule by secular dictatorship to rule by a whole bunch of Islamofascists bent on World Caliphate domination. With a Turkish Islamist ready to restore what Ataturk undid, the seat of said Caliphate.

Saddam, Gaddafi, Mubarak, & Assad. All grinning from the same poster “Miss Us Yet!!?”

The IDF must be on high alert right now. As in, reservists activated & civilians carrying gas masks.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

The safety device is a “This Is A Gun Free Zone” sign. They work so well over here.

[Enterprise]

Obama to Netanyahu: Great bunch of buys you have there in the Mossad. Tell them I heard that Assad likes to sleep with the fishes.

[Carriage Hill]

“...Chinese toy assembly instructions...”

Like the “Festival of Some Assembly Required” directions on some Christmas toys, which I remember well. LOL.

[drypowder]

If this report is true then that makes three dictator thugs down so far, 4 counting Hugo Chavez but hopefully it won’t stop there.

[Chode]

[Enterprise]

True! You shoot bullets in an area where the police are, and bullets come zooming back! But, shoot those same bullets in a gun free zone, and nothing happens. Imagine that!

[Revolting cat!]

Sorry, they ain't Dead, JIM!

[newfreep]

...and all being replaced with even greater evil - muslime brotherhood aka a-queda

[no-to-illegals]

10-4 ... Have to believe you to be correct.

[little jeremiah]

You do realize that Assad will be replaced with something much, much worse - hardcore mozlem radicals, just as Mubarak was.

[WCH]

Where is the uh....president?

[Enterprise]

I read that Stalin had a food taster too!