To: stanne
Q: Why don’t Baptists make love standing up?
A: It can lead to dancing
11 posted on
03/25/2013 7:27:20 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: muir_redwoods
We need a “like” button on Free Republic. Many times I just want to signify that I like a post without comment.
20 posted on
03/25/2013 7:40:26 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
( Obama is the problem-impeachment is the solution.)
To: muir_redwoods
OK, here's an old one, Why is Sunday morning the best time to drive through NYC?
The Catholics are in church
The Protestants are still sleeping
The Chinese are making fortune cookies
The Jews are in Palm Beach
The Blacks are in jail
and the Puerto Ricans can't get their cars started
22 posted on
03/25/2013 7:45:44 AM PDT by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: muir_redwoods
My turn...this is very, very old...
Q: Why do Puerto Ricans have such a low suicide rate?
A: You can't jump out of basement windows..
31 posted on
03/25/2013 8:04:42 AM PDT by
ken5050
("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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