Turnabout is fair play. Next time they hold a homo pride parade, make sure you crash it. (Just make sure you keep your back to the wall and if you drop something, kick it to Idaho before you bend over to pick it up.)
I am sorry to tell you that the last gay pride parade in Salt Lake City was lead by some misguided Mormon silly women who want to love the gays and accept them so they (the gays) won’t feel bad. It was soooo stupid!