Help save the endangered Pacific Northwest tree octopus from extinction!

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[Doogle]

"...and their turds turn into diamonds after three weeks"

[paint_your_wagon]

Do people hunt these with a shotgun or a .22 lr?

What is the legal size and bag limit, and how do you field dress these suckers?

Why haven’t I seen these things mounted above fireplaces in huntin’ lodges?

LOL

[Daffynition]

*Diamonds*? You said *diamonds*, Where?

Is Tiffany's open at this hour?

[Doogle]

it takes an expert to find them, they’ll work with you if you put in three years gluing spotted owl feathers back from which they came....

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[HereInTheHeartland]

Portlandia material!

[jim_trent]

Just remember, shiny side OUT.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

As President of the Tree Octopus Protection Society I am appalled that people are questioning the existance of this species which is so critical to the planet’s ecosystem. It is well known that the noble Tree Octopus plays a crucial role in controlling the numbers of the dreaded tree mollusk which, if unchecked, would decimate the deciduous forests of the US. The deforestation that would result from the extinction of the Tree Octopus would cause uncontrolled global warming and the deaths of probably six or seven people.

[blueunicorn6]

“While you attack them in a lumberjack costume” I already do that every Saturday night with the neighbors.

[KarlInOhio]

Are they kidding? I just had to bring in a pasta arborist to clear an infestation of these little buggers out of my spaghetti trees.

[skinkinthegrass]

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (DMRD)
currently located in Newark, Delaware...still in business
www.dhmo.org/

[skinkinthegrass]

IIRC; one congressional aide fell for www.dhmo.org/ (Post #31)
yeah; It was a DemocRATic one.
no doubt..Congress*itch Shelia Jackson Lee (Moron-TX) was another.

[Mister Da]

You haven’t eaten good until you have had smoked tree octopus. Yum!

[ops33]

Wait a minute, I smell something wrong. Everybody knows that the Tree Octopus is found in the coniferous forests of the Pacific Northwest, not in the deciduous forests. What gives?

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Wait a minute, I smell something wrong. Everybody knows that the Tree Octopus is found in the coniferous forests of the Pacific Northwest, not in the deciduous forests. What gives?”

Is a common misconception that the magnificent Tree Octopus lives in coniferous forests. In fact it only spawns in confers then migrates into the deciduous forests to live and to gorge themselves on the deadly Tree Mollusks. Every few years they must make the dangerous migration back to the conifer forest using their keen camoflage ability to avoid hordes of aboreal sharks that lie in wait. Its quite breathtaking actually. Would you like to make a donation?

[cracker45]

The only “diamonds” I have use for is the “diamond plate” rear bumper on my old pickup truck... BTW, I HATE cats!!

JC

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[JoeProBono]

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[JoeProBono]