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To: k4gypsyrose

Some jokes you should never do an April 1st.

1. Tell your spouse you want a divorce.
2. Tell your mom you have terminal cancer.
3. Tel your kid he’s adopted
4. Tell someone with terminal cancer that the doctor called and said it’s cured.
5. Tell your kids that their grandpa just died of a heart attack


17 posted on 04/02/2013 9:03:52 AM PDT by MNDude (I survived the sequester!)
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To: MNDude

Never tell your nieces and nephews that you ran over Rudolf then take them into the garage where your brother-in-laws are gutting a deer.

(I didn’t do it but I know a guy who did).


21 posted on 04/02/2013 9:08:07 AM PDT by DManA
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