[mbarker12474]

Thanks.

[ozzymandus]

Sorry, I’d have to watch the speech to do that, and that ain’t happenin’.

[hattend]

You’ll have to pay me to watch Obama do anything.

$200 should do it.

[ilovesarah2012]

Sorry - as soon as he started talking I changed the channel to The Rockford Files.

[Pigsley]

Barry is a text book narcissist.

As he is exposed...and he will be...he's gonna blow. Should be entertaining. Just a matter of time.

(Oh, and you with the naughty minds—not talking about Reggie Love activities.)

[Sir Napsalot]

If you think Obama’s speech is not appropriate, just wait till it is HIS presidential library.

[deport]

Could somebody please count the “I’s,” “me’s,” and “my’s” in Obama’s talk at the George Bush library?

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You run out of fingers and toes?

[al baby]

I can’t count that high

[miele man]

Even Jimmy Carter was gracious in his brief (thankfully) remarks. Slick couldn’t help himself and got his usual self-congratulations in while appearing to pat GWB on the back and then when the current occupant of the WH rose to speak, I turned it off. He isn’t allowed in my house.

[trad_anglican]

Do a word count of the transcript and divide by 2.

[mardi59]

10 -I
1-my
15-we

Transcript here, read only if you want to jumpstart a vomit.

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/04/25/transcript-president-obama-speaks-george-w-bush-library-dedication?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FoxNewsInsider+(Fox+News+Insider)

[TomGuy]

I would.

But

I would

have to listen

to him.

And that

would make my

ears bleed.

[bigfootbob]

You are the poster child of the “New Freeper!”

[b4its2late]

Someone will but it won’t be me! I can only imagine and don’t want to hear!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Carl Sagan can’t count that high.

[Liberty Valance]

Had to mute the sound about 2 sentences into Obama’s self-adoration proclamation. A scent of sulfur was in the air.

[G Larry]

How long was the speech?

He usually runs at about three “I’s” per minute.

So, just do the math and avoid the pain of watching.

[mbarker12474]

Para 1: “To President and Mrs. Bush... Michelle and I are honored ....

Para 2: [none]

Para 3: .... The last time we all got together was just before I took office and I needed that.....

Para 4: ... felt the enormous weight on their shoulders and for me, ....

Para 5: The first thing I found at the desk the day I took office was .... For he knew that I would...

Para 6: .... And what I know is true about President Bush, and I hope....

Para 7: [none]

Para 8: I bet that went over great with Barbara.....

Para 9: [none]

Para 10: [none]

Para 11: .... I’m hopeful that this year, with the help of ...

Para 12: [none]

Para 13: [none]

Para 14: ... That’s what the leaders with whom I share this stage have all done. That’s what.... That’s why I’m honored to be ....

Para 15: [none]