Posted on 04/28/2013 7:13:02 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
TITLE:'I'm not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!' Obama blasts his critics and even mocks Michelle's hair at Correspondents' Dinner
He presents jokes ranging from his wife's hair to Michelle Bachmann and CNN's reporting mistakes
Controversially jokes he thought Buzzfeed was something he did in college and says he's no longer a 'strapping young Muslim socialist'
Followed by Conan O'Brien who says Boehner looks like tanning mom and that Rahm Emanuel looks like Stewie from Family Guy
Pictures of him with Michelle-style bangs, quips about Jay-Z and sideswipes at the media and his political foes helped Barack Obama win laughs at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The traditional send-up speech saw the President earn some laughter at his own expense but also land some funny blows against the media and the Republican Party.
The President opened with a soft joke about his time in office but increasingly moved onto more controversial territory - even joking about 'burning books with Michelle Bachmann'.
He said his advisers said he should stick to the traditional format and make jokes knocking himself down a peg or two.
He added: 'After four and a half years how many pegs are there left.'
'I still make rookie mistakes,' he told the 3,000 strong audience. 'Like, Im out in California, were at a fundraiser, were having a nice time and I happened to mention that Kamala Harris is the best looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home. Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?'
'And then theres the Easter Egg Roll, which is just supposed to be a nice event with the kids. I got out on the basketball court, took 22 shots, made 2 of them.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
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He thinks we think he's kidding.
He’s starting to look like a black Emo Phillips.
Kamala
yet again reporting what the American won’t report.
Moe Howard.
Looks more like Moe Howard.
He’s a stooge alright; for Soros.
Yeah, but most of the country thinks he is kidding unfortunately. There is no other explanation of how someone so hateful to the American Dream could be elected, reelected and maintains a reasonable level of acceptance.
No, now he’s an old Muslim Socialist.
Not any more - now he's all grown up to be an old muslim socialist ...
I hate to see this guy having fun.
I like him a lot better when he has a burr up his ***
It truly is meant to be humorous; note that he didn’t say “fascist”.
Yeah, he grew up to be a commie rock sucker....
Where's the Reggie Love jokes?
‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
You’re not young anymore, but the rest still fits.
“:’I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’ “
Don’t be modest. Of course you are. No growth and a need to rule.
In islam the penalty for apostasy is death.
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