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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

Obama could hire a camera team from Fox News, get behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling 1960s-era muscle car, plow through a marathon of disabled children, pull a second-trimester baby from the womb of a white woman, snip its neck Kermit-Gosnell-style, drop trou, crap on the American flag, pick his nose and wipe it on the camera lens while reciting Muslim prayers in perfect Arabic... and he would still be untouchable.


4 posted on 05/14/2013 12:15:59 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

Oops, hiring from FOX would do him in!


32 posted on 05/14/2013 12:27:07 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob ( Concerning bo -- that refers to the president. If I capitalize it, I mean the dog.)
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To: rarestia
Obama could hire a camera team from Fox News, get behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling 1960s-era muscle car, plow through a marathon of disabled children, pull a second-trimester baby from the womb of a white woman, snip its neck Kermit-Gosnell-style, drop trou, crap on the American flag, pick his nose and wipe it on the camera lens while reciting Muslim prayers in perfect Arabic... and he would still be untouchable.

You are correct sir. He is totally, completely, 100%, forever un-effing-touchable. Un-effing-believeable, but true.

34 posted on 05/14/2013 12:30:53 PM PDT by Mark17
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To: rarestia

You forgot having anal sex with Reggie.....................during the State of the Union speech!


38 posted on 05/14/2013 12:35:26 PM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: rarestia

Even if Obama was to go on live TV and stomp innocent
defenseless rabbits to death with spike high heels
he would not be impeached, although some ecomaniacs
might begin to question his choice of shoes.


42 posted on 05/14/2013 12:43:32 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: rarestia

Winner!


69 posted on 05/14/2013 1:29:42 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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