[Pollster1]

I’ve been looking all over for a nice semi-automatic bolt-action rifle.

How about my Remington 870 pump? It's a 12 gauge AK-47 semi-automatic bolt-action assault revolver with an 8 bullet clip. Very nice. Very sweet!

[Right Wing Assault]

It's a 12 gauge AK-47 semi-automatic bolt-action assault revolver with an 8 bullet clip.

I bet that's the one with the black, fold-able, flash-hiding, pistol grip, long-range, laser-mounted, sniper bayonet!

I've got assault envy!