And I have no idea what that joke means!
And I have no idea what that joke means!
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OK - I built it up too much, so this will likely be a letdown. But i have never failed to get everyone going with this one. Condensed version:
An elderly lady walks into a tat parlor, and says she wants a tat of Elvis on her left front hip (point) and John Lennon on her right front hip (point).
So the artist does his thing, and shows the lady his work in the mirror. She complains, says it doesn’t look anything like them.
They decide to settle it by pulling in a guy off the street to judge. She pulls down her drawers and shows the work, and he says:
“Well that’s Elvis on your left hip, and John Lennon on your right.” He then squints and adds, “And isn’t that Willie Nelson in the middle?”