Everyone who is anyone knows that Toadsuck, Arkansas is the cultural center of the universe.
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Toad Suck Ferry.
Low bridge ev’-ry bod-y down,
Low bridge for we’re com-in to a town,
And you al-ways know your neighbor,
You’ll always know your pal,
If you’ve ev-er navigated on the Er-ie can-al