[AuH2ORepublican]

“Edison purchased Fergie Jenkins’ patent to keep film from flapping around in movie projectors”

And Fergie still had time to win 284 games and strike out over 3,000 batters! : )

[a fool in paradise]

My bad, Charles FRANCIS. Not sure where I got it in my head his name was Ferguson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Francis_Jenkins