If so, I am prepared to give each and every one of the dear ladies a St. Trayvon Hoodie, (the fireproof version, with the Ceramic Inserts,) AND the Jeantel Urban Cosmetic Combo-Pac, as mementos of their service.
Raining. Sales slow. Out.
We also have a new smart phone in development with T-Mobile to be known as the Smart Ass Phone. It will sense that an assault on a creepy ass cracker is imminent and shut down and go into denial mode.
Keep the ideas coming and remember -- sell sell sell.