I was out with friends from work last night when the flaming lib checked her phone, found out the verdict and started swearing like a sailor about it. The fun was immediately ruined and the party broke up shortly after since we were all upset and embarassed by her tirade. Does not know one single fact of the case. She knows three things 1. (half) white guy 2. gun 3. black ‘kid’ dead. there is nothing on heaven or earth that would convince her that Zimmerman shouldn’ty have been drawn and quartered immediately without a trial.
Buy a pitcher of beer. When it’s placed on the table, reach for it opposite of her. Pretend you have to sneeze and knock the pitcher of beer onto her. That way, she has to leave and everyone else can stay. For extra points, you can call the police and report her as a drunk driver. When she rolls down the window, and the police get a whiff of that spilled beer, she’ll be trying to touch her finger to her nose with her eyes closed. Extra extra points if you get a photo of this.