[JRandomFreeper]

non-chemical, white vinegar-based cleaners.

Everything, including vinegar is a chemical. Duh.

/johnny

[Smokin' Joe]

Everything, including vinegar is a chemical.

Yep. And vinegar contains that eeeevil dihydrogen monoxide.

(Yes, I managed to type that with a straight face--barely)

[Covenantor]

No doubt the white vinegar is the imported rice kind.

But I sense a huge untapped market for designer Kiddie Kevlar gloves to protect these vulnerable children against the ever present danger of paper cuts. Make the first sale at the toddler stage and you’ve got em for life.

;>)