[VRW Conspirator]

Both were terrified of “staff retention issues”

Interesting angle. The employees are dictating the terms to the employers. So we now know who really runs Congress. Or is this just the cover story.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I think you are on to something there. Staffers actually write these bills, and for all we know, cast electronic votes while their bosses are off hitting the bar or a brothel or something.