There you people go, making me feel even more ancient....
First, AB, I have a real problem with visualizing your hair as anything but High-n-Tight (even for Air Force...).
Finally, I date back to the point that I can very distinctly recall a WLS disk jockey introducing a band from England. ...name was some kind of insect, and I really didn't care that much for 'em.
I looked like the dude right above where Steve Tyler has his hand on his belly.
Man, you should have seen me at the barber’s in basic: Zip, zip, zip; in less 30 seconds it was all gone.
I spent the rest of the day (when not in almost constant formation) rubbing my head ‘cause it really didn’t feel like mine.