[Pox]

I call BS on this. The “Green” asshats can't stand the fact the something has bypassed their authority and they must vilify anything that does not bow to their beliefs and assertions, specifically anything that could possibly pour more phosphates into our environment or something that would allow our dishwashers to actually competently clean a load of dirty dishes since they began their crusade against phosphates in dishwasher detergent.

[stormer]

You may want to review the literature on phosphate poisoning before you make any more of an ass out of yourself.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Regardless, how difficult would it be to coat these things with a safe but literally distasteful agent like pepper spray what won’t come off on your hands, but is repulsive when you lick them? I’m certain someone has thought of this before.