[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well this is odd: Why isn’t there a bottle of Heinz ketchup on the table?

[Veto!]

A waiter is pictured at their side with a tray of green drinks, believed to be lemon and crushed mint.

Thus the long face on Theresa Heinz Kerry, a well-known lush.

I'd be sympathetic toward anyone with a drinking problem, but this woman can certainly afford the best doctors and treatment centers. No excuse.