[dainbramaged]

I volunteer to take this clown for a boat ride. On the ocean, at night, in bad weather.

[GeronL]

With a very heavy life jacket?

[grobdriver]

OK - we'll all be watching for the news report, Journalism professor missing.

[Carriage Hill]

Give me 3 mins with him, in a locked 8’ x 10’ room, with a baseball bat. Bring a squeegee.

[BykrBayb]

I could donate some life vests for the occasion. I only have enough for you, a small crew, photographers, chum distributor, cheering section, caterers, a biographer, and whatever other people you want to bring along. But no matter how I calculate it, I always come up one life vest short. I’d be happy to donate my husband’s next bucket of lead weights to construct one more vest.