I might be able to top this.
I took my 17-year-old son to the DMV to get a state-issued ID. After standing in line for hours, I got to the clerk - a sow of a Somali woman — who told me — through an interpreter since she could not speak or understand English — that she could not issue a state-endorsed photo ID unless I could present a state-endorsed ID with a photo on it.
I failed to convince Amamdoulo Mahabuffalo (or whatever her name was) that my son was a legitimate US citzen.
send that story to Bozell!