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To: Kaslin

I can beat that easily.

I worked for the local county govt. once.

We had a guy whose job it was to:
1) print the monthly reports
2) stack them in boxes.
3) take last months monthly reports to the shredder.
4) take the shredded reports to the incinerator.
5) repeat at (1) next month.

No one ever looked at these reports.
No one knew what was in them because he was not allowed to let anyone see them citing confidentiality rules.
(he was later busted for a $60,000 a year crack habit- but he KEPT HIS JOB)


story #2
We had a nepotism hire who was technically our MANAGER in the software development department.

He had no idea how to develop software. He called a meeting once to have the entire team debug a problem he was having for 3 weeks that he could not fix.

It turned out he was writing 100 characters into a space allocated for 80 - it took me 30 seconds to spot.

I needed an interface module he was working on- he spent 6 months on it and it still was not working- I finally wrote it myself in 3 hours. The did not use mine- they let him continue to work on it for 3 more months- he eventually stole mine and presented it as his.


story #3
we had a database and hardware systems administrator that did not know how to turn on the database, or protect it. If you knew the default oracle passwords of “scott/tiger” you could get in, he had no idea how to change them

He spent $50,000 of the end of the year “use it or lose it” budget spending spree on a 50 Meg disk array storage drive. It sat there for 3 years because no one could figure out how to turn it on.

When they finally did, you could buy 200 meg hard drives for $120. It is probably still sitting there - it is the size of a large microwave oven.


story #4
They spent a quarter million dollars on an XML interface to move data from one oracle table to another. At the meeting where I complained about this I manually did it in less than 5 minutes.

They admitted we were basically funding their XML interface programming so they could market themselves as having one. THERE WAS NO WAY TO RETURN MONEY *EVER* so they gave us free hours of tech support instead. (to move the 5 minutes of data from one table to another)


story #5
We bought some mapping software for $15,000 that did not work. The company flat-out lied to us. When I realized it, my manager said “oh well” because there was NO WAY TO ACCEPT REFUNDED MONEY.


story #6
We had a FULL-TIME accounts receivable accountant on staff with a company car (new Chevy blazer) and free parking in front of the building.
There was no accounts receivable because THERE WAS NO WAY TO ACCEPT MONEY.

He spent every day running his private accounting business behind closed doors in his office. He had customers meet him in there.


There is more but it is too frustrating to think of. We could have done twice the work with half the people. Which is in-line with general estimates that govt. is only 25-30% efficient at all levels.


9 posted on 10/09/2013 7:32:38 AM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Mr. K
True story

When I entered active duty (Navy), I was assigned to "compartment cleaning". I received a set of orders to:
1. Go to storage locker and get 50 sets of brand new sheets.
2. Take the brand new sheets to laundry and have them cleaned, pressed and folded.
3.Deliver all 50 sets of brand new sheets to the incinerator and have them burned.
14 posted on 10/09/2013 10:32:21 AM PDT by Foolsgold (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: Mr. K
Which is in-line with general estimates that govt. is only 25-30% efficient at all levels.

I have heard those same numbers used before, I can believe it. I read multiple times that of the welfare budget that's about how much goes to the end-user (can't call them "the poor" any more with all the fraud), the rest is eaten by bureaucracy.

17 posted on 10/09/2013 11:50:35 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Mr. K

I did some website consulting for an organization whose website designer had gone off to some foreign country to find himself. I won’t go into how poorly the website was designed, but the really hilarious thing was when they downloaded me a copy of all the website files off their server (they wouldn’t give me access to the server), I found two completely separate websites that had nothing to do with this organization that were hijacking space on their server. They were shocked that their former employee would do such a thing.


20 posted on 10/09/2013 11:58:27 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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