He thinks he’s Conan the Barbarian.
“What is best in life?”
“To crush your enemies -
see them driven before you -
and to hear the lamentations of their women!”
I just picture him sitting cross-legged in front of his fire -
his horned helmet slightly askew on top of his jug-eared head -
scowling into the flames -
holding his mug with his pinky finger held out -