[MissMagnolia]

This is really what the Obamacare hotline number spells out.

Almost .... I think that actual # is a porn line, which somehow is also appropriate (think Sandra Fluck: free birth control & maternity benefits for all, even my 90 year old dad). The Obamacare number has a '1' after the F or something. HOWEVER, I like the article ... and that number makes a good slogan for Obamacare.

[wintertime]

That 1 is there just to provide just enough plausible deniability. ( Yeah! Right!)