FTA:
"Because the maintenance of a Jewish demographic majority is Israels national priority, the production of Jewish babies is a key national priority. With my promise to inject top-grade Ashkenazi Jewish sperm into the ovum of a young Jewish Israeli woman, I was marked with a level-one security classification." As a rule of thumb, those guys who brag about it the most get it the least. After this book flops, it wouldn't surprise me if Max does commercials for erectile dysfunction meds.