[Dagnabitt]

No please. Not that loony “missile” BS again.

You're joking right?

[SkyPilot]

This isn't akin to black helos over your house while you wear tinfoil on your shoes.

That was no aircraft. Experts: Mystery contrail was from Chinese missile

[DuncanWaring]

When aircraft leave a contrail, there’s a gap between the airplane and the contrail, where the exhaust is still to hot for the water vapor to condense.

There was no gap in that exhaust plume.