My daughter lives in a neighborhood of student houses. They are a great street for door-bangers. When the Jehovah’s Witnesses came by, I told her to hold up a cupcake and a cross. When the Mormons come by, I recommended holding up a rake.
Vast difference between the two groups.
My daughter grew up around Mormons and is an intern at her UMC “faith community” so she is off the list of potentials. Elders seem to make their quota on lapsed Christians who confuse Mormons with Moravians.
Elders seem to make their quota on lapsed Christians who confuse Mormons with Moravians.
If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.
If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DON’T be a cultist!
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