Said Yost, “There is no ‘f’ in ‘Prophet’.”
The Board of Directors for Postmormon.org sat stunned for a moment, glancing at one another in disbelief. Finally, speaking on behalf of Postmormon.org, Jeff Ricks sought to clarify the Church’s position.
“Are we to understand that the Church’s official position is that there is ‘no effin’ Prophet’?”
“That is correct, obviously,” said Yost. “There never has been, and never will be.”
Got THAT right, LOL.