[B4Ranch]

>>Wait till someone tells you “This is the family you will be hosting...” <<

I will mix their drinking water personally. 48 hours tops and they;ll be gone.

[JRandomFreeper]

Never, ever, piss off the cook.

That's a good rule to live by.

I won't be hosting anyone here.

I will, however, be trading my homegrown tobacco and beer for junk silver, ammo, or teenage girls that can pull a plow.

/johnny