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Meanwhile, back at the Mordor ranch Roy and Dale have found an odd, gangly creature with a post`em note stuck on his forehead: It claims, among many other things, it "could have played guard in the NBA" amidst loud, incessant hissing.

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“it “could have played guard in the NBA” amidst loud, incessant hissing.”

Phil Jackson: “He wasn’t all that bad really. Not a bad jump shot, nice and soft, but he was always hissing ...”