[KneelBeforeZod]

I played paintball a few times at indoor places. I got a double welt...someone double tapped me and I had a welt on top of a welt.

But I felt worse for the guy I unintentionally shot in the throat. Right under the mask [un]lucky shot.

[esoxmagnum]

I had a few shots on my inner leg from them frozen paintballs trying to run away once we learned that they were frozen rock solid.

I felt like I had really been shot, it made my toes tingle. The worst was the GINORMOUS bruises that developed the next morning. It looked as if I was hit with a meteor.

We got even with them though, one of my employees had a bunch of magnets made that said “Honk for a free Blo* J*b” and he went over and stuck em on all their cars on a friday night. :)

[skeeter]

Played paintball a few times myself. One guy on the other team tried a Starsky & Hutch style slide down a big piece of plywood connecting the mezzanine with the first floor where I was, legs up and apart and firing between his knees.

In my haste to defend myself I unloaded an entire magazine into his crotch. He did make it out of the game under his own power.