Leave us not forget waht Eastern Europeans like to eat.
What about haggis or Cranachan or Skirlie...
.....or any number of ethnic foods that we don't eat in America because...
WE'RE IN AMERICA!
If you like your boiled fogs or ground glass and pig hooves, go back to your native country. Eat them at home. If you don't like what's on the menu because it's too American, then why did you come here?
It's so far beyond stupid GPS can't find it
Afghanistan - opium???
Love it!
I can just imagine John Cleese in his Basil Fawlty voice going off exactly like this on a patron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFMpySg_UrM
The first 1:20 is it.