[fwdude]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.

[gaijin]

I was like you at one time.

And now I’m not.

[TigersEye]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.

And don't deliver newspapers.

[Paine in the Neck]

That always works for me.

For the time being. You do know we're all on The List, right?

[Star Traveler]

That may stop you from being convicted of a crime - but - it won’t necessarily stop you from being first hassled by the police, and then secondly, possibly arrested.

If you weren’t committing a crime, then all will work out in the end. But, you’ll probably have to spring for bail in the meantime.

[agere_contra]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.

Don't visit New Mexico.

[ClaytonP]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.

I think licking boots will work for you.

[gibsosa]

You aren’t really that naïve, are you???

[muir_redwoods]

That’s funny, really, very funny

[cizinec]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law?

From the article:

Don't drive perfectly, or too slow. Don't slouch or put too much heavy stuff in your trunk, causing your car to ride low.

Even the popo says your theory is crap.

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Give this a watch. It’s a seminar put on by a law professor.

[M. Thatcher]

Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.

I hope you're being sarcastic.