How about the Peel P50?
” The car has been dubbed the “Mini-Beetle” for its diminutive dimensions — just 107 cm (40 inches) long, 118 cm (43 inches) wide and 137 cm (50 inches) tall with a total weight of just 130 kg (288 pounds) thanks to the blue fiberglass shell.
The car can actually seat a passenger alongside the driver. Its 36-volt batteries powers it at a top speed of 28 kph (18 mph) for a distance of up to 60 kilometers (38 miles).”
There is no freaking way a full grown human could fit in that thing, much less two of them!!
especially not a welfare loafer who would use two of these things as skates if they exerted the effort needed to skate.
How about the Peel P50?