[Lurker]

I suppose that beating the snot out of the damned fool of a “superintendent” isn’t an option.

[Ray76]

Kids need to start using mentalic weapons. Totally stealth.

[BenLurkin]

Never bring an imaginary arrow to an imaginary gunfight.

[molson209]

Hmmm a lot of school stories , when did schools start using the Nazi Death Camp Manual ?

[Bryanw92]

They should claim that they were shooting Cupid’s arrows because they are experimenting with their gayness.

Let stupid liberal paradigms clash!! “inclusiveness” vs “zero tolerance”!

[DBrow]

Conditioning and brainwashing. The kids that are going through this now will have a set of conditioned reflexes when it comes to voting RKBA issues.

[Liberty Valance]

Does this mean William Tell is out of the curriculum?

[ctdonath2]

Fire the administrator for gross incompetence. If he can’t tell the difference between a vague gesture and a real weapon, he is in no position to be “in loco parentis”.

[stevem]

Why didn’t they make it an imaginary suspension?

[ctdonath2]

So, by similar reasoning, the administrator should be executed for commissioning murder because he rented a violent movie.

[Standing Wolf]

Maybe the lord high school officials should imagine giving the kid an imaginary suspension.

[Batman11]

They need to give this superintendant an imaginary kick in his imaginary nuts!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Watch out, girls! Rona is coming for your jewelry next...

[FreeAtlanta]

what happens if you give someone the evil eye?

[OldNavyVet]

Reminds me of my younger years, watching three stooge episodes every Saturday in movie theaters ... in between weekend hunting trips with my 410 shotgun.

Today's stooges are running our schools.

[MeshugeMikey]

what about the kid who shot at him with the {file] ....folder??

Johnny Jones, a fifth grader at South Eastern Middle School, was suspended for a day and threatened with expulsion under the school's weapons policy after playfully using his hands to draw the bowstrings on a pretend 'bow' and 'shoot' an arrow at a classmate who had held his folder like an imaginary gun and 'shot' at Johnny.

no mention of suspending HIM?

the other kid must have been a son of obama

[rockrr]

“Caution: Mimes Shot On Sight”

[MV=PY]

Was it Valentine’s day?

[Joan Kerrey]

using his hands to draw the bowstrings on a pretend ‘bow’

Wonder what these idiots would do to my grandson who often pretends he is a scanner who can make opponent’s heads explode with his evil stare and twitching body.

[Gator113]

I would have never survived today’s schools.