Man walks into his house leading a goat on a rope. His wife, lounging on the sofa, hears him say “this is the pig I f**k when you’re claiming to have a headache”. “Dunce,” she says, “that’s a goat, not a pig.” The guy snaps back “I wasn’t talking to you.”
Reference bump! Not a joke for your wife, boys ... ;-)
ROTFLMAO!