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Kraft Announces there is a Velveeta Cheese Shortage
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| january 7, 2014
| hondact200
Posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:05 PM PST by hondact200
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Just when everyone thought we could make it through the cold spell. Kraft has announced that there may not be enough Velveeta Cheese for all those superbowl parties. It is being hoarded though in places like Chicago and Green Bay. What a travesty not enough Velveeta Cheese!
To: hondact200
guess they’ll have to buy cheese.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:39:40 PM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: hondact200
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:39:48 PM PST
by
Trueblackman
(As a Conservative, I am proud to be on the Obama's enemy list and on the right side of history..)
To: hondact200
don’t you have to put the word “cheese” in quotation marks when referring to Velveeta?
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:40:20 PM PST
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: hondact200
So that means people actually buy that vile “cheese”? We got better cheese in MRE’s than that cheese like substance.
Oh dear.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:40:22 PM PST
by
DariusBane
(Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept?)
To: hondact200
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:41:00 PM PST
by
Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
To: hondact200
Velveeta gives you the runs?
Aquavelva in short supply?
They don’t even give that stuff away in government
food hand outs to disaster victims.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:41:01 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: hondact200
To: hondact200
“Velveeta, you’re way out of line,
Velveeta, you’re wasting my time.”
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:41:28 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: DariusBane
We had better cheese in c-rats.
To: hondact200
In Indy this past week, there were many hoarding food.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:42:06 PM PST
by
dforest
To: hondact200
The Mexican version of Velveeta, heated and mixed with a couple of tablespoons of red wine makes a fabulous hot cheese dip. Yum!
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:42:07 PM PST
by
FXRP
To: hondact200
"...????...what do we do with 623 boxes of Ritz crackers?
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:43:47 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: hondact200
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:44:26 PM PST
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: hondact200
Bob Kraft owns the New England Patriots as well as all the Velveeta before it is sold to the super markets. Which one is the real cheese?
To: Rio
Well, I think it’s a pasteurized process cheese food.
There used to be a great article about how the stuff
was made but I don’t know how to find it now.
Essentially 60 percent can be called natural cheese,
50 percent of the remainder is called some thing else,
then 20 percent of what’s left is called process cheese
and then the remainder of that is called cheese food.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:46:04 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: hondact200
Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
To: DariusBane
It has a really now melting point. Good to throw salsa or other goodies into and make a dip.
Or when it dries hard it makes sealant for boats.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:49:41 PM PST
by
dhs12345
To: hondact200
I have a new unopened box that I would sell for say, 50 bucks.
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posted on
01/07/2014 3:49:52 PM PST
by
kempster
To: Tijeras_Slim
Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.
Velveeta, not just for fish bate anymore!!
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