[Delta Dawn]

If they have marriage rehab there.

I believe that saying that Michelle was staying in Hawaii for her birthday was lie #4568 emanating from this WH.

There is nothing this WH won’t lie about...

[CivilWarBrewing]

Who the hell celebrates their birthday for 24 days straight? Let there be NO DOUBT that there's a huge cushion (no pun intended) for physical recovery built into the duration of this "birthday vacation".

She will emerge looking different just like Hillary looks different after her months-long hiatus following Benghazi.